The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead- By Scott Kenemore

The world of the The Walking Dead meets the Ram Das Deepak Chopra crowd in this hilarious parody of self-help manuals. Learn how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way.

Do you struggle out of bed each morning and sway lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, murmuring unintelligibly? Well, take heart: you’re not alone! But these other staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And only here, between the covers of this book, will you learn their secrets to happiness.

And there’s more, because zombies can offer no-nonsense advice on love, playing to your strengths, and more. The table of contents includes:

• The 24 Habits of Highly Effective Zombies
• Slow Down! (You Move Too Fast)
• Be Your Own Boss
• Strength in Numbers
• No Credit Letting Go of Your Ego and Adopting a Zombie’s Spirit of Cooperation
• And much more!

Learn how to love your undead yourself and succeed in the real world.

Hardcover/Very Good